A.V.P.-R

So this is probably what was going on through the producers/directors heads when they were conceiving a sequel to the already bad, (but not craptacular) Aliens vs. Predator:

"Let's take all the best elements of all the movies from both the Alien and Predator franchises, hire some crappy no-name actors, give people what (we assume) they've wanted to see from these historic movie creatures for some time now, appeal to teenagers who probably weren't even alive when the original films came out by casting young actors to make it seem like a teen horror movie, and then film it in a setting that's so dark and hard to see, that no one will be able to realize what a terrible movie we've made..."

Mission accomplished...

This movie was really, really, really bad. I'm surprised it wasn't a straight to DVD release. The only thing that kept me watching it to the end was that I wanted to see the "twist" at the end...and honestly, I couldn't even hear what the lady said at the end that I'm sure was pretty pertinent, oh and also, the blond chick that got impaled by the Predator ninja star was pretty hot...

And also, WTF were you thinking Sean from Rescue Me?!? You are one of the funniest characters in Rescue Me, why would you reduce your image by settling for this pile of shit movie?!?

So yeah, I'm sure, Ridley Scott, James Cameron, David Fincher, that french guy that directed Alien Resurrection, John McTiernan, whoever directed Predator 2, and Paul W.S. Anderson would all be rolling in their grave after they saw this (that is, if any of the aformentioned directors were dead, which none of them are).

Now I just can't wait to see what they make of A.V.P. 3 which I heard is in the works...